Big Bum One Liners

Smokey and the Bandit 110 Movie CLIP A Real Challenge 1977 HD

Seems like a legendand an outofwork bumIook a lot alike, Daddy. Big Enos Laughs Bandit, me and mysonare here. Laughing Oh, l loveyour suits. lt must be a bitchgettin' a size 68 extrafatand a 1 2 dwarf. l came to make a deal.Uh, what's he get ifhe winsthis truck rodeo thingé JI ß Chickenshit money.Just what the hellyou want, an_ayé

You to get outofthis dumbass rodeoand accept a real challenge. _Now, gettin' to Texarkanaand back in 28 hoursthat's no problem. l t ain't never been donebefore, hot shit. Watch your language,little lady. The problemis that Coors beer. You take that east ofTexasand that's, uhthat's bootleggin'. You know, l believeyou'rejust a little bit scared. That's great psychology.Why don'tyoujust saysomethin' bad about my motheré

Your mama is so uglyNow, look, look. You make this run for meThese Peterbilts hereare worth $80,OOO. That comesto about three grand an hourifyou make it in 28 hours. How about thatfor a challengeé Dad, l don't believethat that's necess Wait a minute.Wait a minute. Why doyouwant that beer so badé Because he's thirsty,dummy. You see, l got a boyrunnin' tomorrowin the Southern Classic,

and, uh, when he wins,l wanna celebrate in style. How much styleé Well, l gota few friends and me. Uh. 400 cases. Mouths Four hundred cases. Well, let me seeyour cash. Big Enos's word is gold. All right,show him the cash. Go ahead, Little.Shit. Well, let's see.There's 400 cases ofbeer.l'll need the cash for that.

No problem. Go ahead, boy. New car. Gotta havea new car to blockfor the truck. Okay. Go ahead, boy. l'd like to kickhis assjust once. Speedy car. Speedier than that. Go ahead. Whinnies .

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